By Punkin
It was a sunny (though somewhat windy) day on Carleton campus. A bunch
of aphrodites had gathered for an innocent game of football a short jaunt
away from the recreation centre. No one had any idea of the horrors to
come.....
Basically, After throwing the game winning (aka. games only) touchdown,
Punkin pinned the ball for Eli to kick. He booted a huge kickoff into the
oposing teams endzone. Ian, being the only memeber of the team brave enough
to return the kick against monsters such as Luanne and Tracy, snagged the
ball out of the air and headed towards the pack.
He started right, saw no hole, and so cut left. Dodging one would -be-
tackler he looked up. Right into the eyes of Punkin. It was obvious to
all that Ian was frightened. He tried to cut once again to the right but
Punkin was too quick.
Ian, brave as he was, was struck down in his tracks by an amazing
suplex-tackle that stunned the crowd.
A horrific scream eminating from the depths of our brave friend could be
heard by all as his shoulder was jarred from its socket.
Ian lay still on the ground as Punkin turned to see what had happened to
his friend.
Luckily, Steph, wearing a lifeguard shirt (and therefore qualified to
guard lives) came to the rescue. Without hesitation she knelt down beside
our dying friend to help.
"Get some Ice!" she yelled as the rest stood around in a stupor. "This
man has a dislocated shoulder!" Setting his shoulder back into place, and
making a cast out of mud and grass, she healed his wound as if by magic.
Thanks to our hero, Ian is still alive today.
Epilogue:
Punkin (real name not given) went on to become a great facil for
engfrosh 99. Though he has never enjoyed a tackle so much since that day.
Ian also went on to be a great facil for engfrosh 99. He is still
haunted by the events of that fateful day.
Steph also went on to become a great facil for engfrosh 99. She was
head of the first ever engfrosh first aid team.
All three dissapeared after a very long night of drinking and have never
been heard from again. It has been said they have retreated to a mystical
"temple" where wine is free. But that has yet to be proven.
Hello,
Some of you actually graced us with your presence for our aphrodisiac
picnic. The others just wimped out. Yes, you have exams, and yes you had
no way there. Our smart ass has an exam tomorrow and one the next day and
still came for a little bit on her rollerblades. Tracy showed up for the
picnic and a little bit of the fun and then also left.
We all met at the Mechanzie quad and ate the interesting food. The tuna
macaroni salad, the nanimo bars, the egg sandwiches, the cookies, the
chacolate cake that feel on the ground and was picked up. WE still ate the
bit that I didn't drop on the road. We saw dinosaurs, and planes and even
flying saucers.
We later crossed over the locks and had a few games in ultimate and
football and played some games with some dogs who thought that they could
help.
I hope the rest of you had a good day without us. Andrew, I cryed that you
didn't come. But I do hope that your hand feel better.
Steph